
Here's what I can do for you:
For gigging and sessions, call me.
As for everything else: I can play and record for you, of course, but I can also clean, detail, and tune a drum kit in a fully professional style. Your drums will look and sound as good as they can get after my treatment — even if they're a bunch of buckets. More important, though, I'll teach you how to do it yourself so you'll only have to hire me once. Ancient Chinese Proverb: Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day; teach a man to fish and you feed him for a lifetime. (More Recent Ancient Chinese Proverb: Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day; teach a man to fish and you introduce another competitor into the overcrowded fishing industry.)
I just can't keep my hands off drums.
As for teaching drumkit. I'm a very good teacher and you'll get my best licks. Call me, especially if you're a parent who wants your kid to excel. Don't let them drive you crazy. Make them support you in your retirement.